In Response to Conspiracy Theorists

Our vocal and persistent readership (of approximately 2, though this may be an overestimate) has demanded an explanation. Exactly who are these people who have taken over this blog and scintillated would-be readers with tales of discernment? And discernment of what?! Literally several emails have flooded our mailboxes from conspiracy theorists and wanna-be prophets trying to expose the truth.

For example, Fran from Omaha writes, “You’ve been found out, and I will not rest until I reveal your evil social experiment to all on the internet! Wilton/Withrow is an anagram for “THIN WRIT LO WOW” from which it is obvious that you intend to track the responses of your readers to your minimalist blog entry style (‘Thin Writ’) and lack of verbal or visual stimulus (‘Lo Wow’).”

Our dear friend Fran, Wilton/Withrow also is an anagram for “Who Nil Writ Two”, meaning that we haven’t written in two months, but only because we have been preoccupied “With Lint Or Wow” – that is, with domestic duties (‘With Lint’) and with exceptional circumstances (‘Or Wow’).

But we’ve come to change! The Wilton/Withrow discernment project is now officially public, and we expect to put out at least one or two new posts every week.

NEXT POST: Who and What revealed.